T.G.I.F
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THANK
GOODNESS IT'S FAKE...
MR.
T. GOES BALLISTIC..(JAN 19) The President of the United States, duly
elected with a minority of ballots cast. (The largest minority of
ballots cast that won the electoral vote, in history, really really
big minority, you should have seen the non crowds at the big
ceremony), has not denied sleeping with adult movie stars, stating he
didn't know they were stars, after all no awards were given to them
for the performance, and he got a Grammy.
(Jan
9) POTUS, duly elected with a minority of ballots cast, was seen in
Florida shooting golfs. Jed Clampett was along with him trying to
spot the golfs for him so he could have a clear shot. I think he shot
70.
(Jan
17) Former buddy pal and fellow onanist to, the duly elected with a
minority of ballots cast, POTUS, Steve Bannon was set to be a person
in front of the committee of overpaid lobbyists employees and decided
that he would drink, and claim the fifth. The committee was
determined to 'compell him with sticks and stones' but in the end, he
was only stoned. (Maybe he was reminded of his days as a Rock star.)
His testimony was limited in it's scope, and many thought he should
utilize Scope as his breath was as unpleasant as his visage and
demeanor.
Jan
19.. The POTUS, duly elected with a minority of ballots cast, agreed
to sign the Continuing Resolution to keep the government afloat for
thirty more days and agreed to DACA stuff later in the year if they
still let him order steak and ketchup with a side of KFC. Once
assured that would be allowed he got his crayons out to practice his
signature and coloring within the lines.
Jan
18.. The POTUS, duly elected with a minority of ballots cast, decried
the lack of workers for his Mir-a-Lago resort. When reminded by his
staff that most of them had been deported because they were here
illegally, he replied. “Well most of them didn't know how to clean
a toilet anyway because where they came from they didn't even have
running water, much less toilets.”
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